This will be a bit of a rushed one, since I really need to get to bed – guess who’s on the early start tomorrow? I’ve done nothing crafty this evening (I know, shockhorror!) as I went straight from work to meet the lovely Chrissy Spoiltpig for chat, chai and food. I’ve been saving this for a day when I knew content might be a struggle. This, according to Readers Digest, is the world’s funniest joke….
A well-dressed man from Stockholm on a hunting trip takes aim and shoots a duck. But the fowl drops into a farmer’s field and the farmer claims it. Since they both want the bird, the farmer suggests settling it the old-fashioned way: with
a hick-kick. “I kick you as hard as I can in the crotch, then you do the same to me,” he explains. “Whoever screams the least gets the duck.” The city man agrees. So the farmer winds up and delivers a crushing blow to the man’s privates. He collapses to the ground. When he finally manages to stand, he gasps, “My turn.”
“Nah,” says the farmer, turning away. “You can keep the duck.”
I lol-ed. Did you?
Better things tomorrow, I promise!